If you don't know who I am there's something wrong with you. But just to clarify, for those peasants who live under a nice, cozy, rock, I am just your average Tony fucking Stark.

You may also know me as the man of iron. Just, y'know, the only avenger who also happens to be a genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist. Not that it's a big deal or anything.

 

42-giraffe-hobbit-monsters asked
You have a lot of explaining to do, Mr. Stark. I mean, you go MIA for weeks, no apologies, no "I'm okay"s. Nothing. I was afraid you'd dropped off the face of the Earth or something. DON'T EVER DO THAT TO US AGAIN.

okay, one:

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I am a super hero. It’s kind of part of the gig to drop off the face of the earth sometimes. How about a thank you, maybe for saving the world. I’m sorry I don’t have the time to notify the nation when I’m doing important Avengers business. 

and two.

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you don’t get to tell me what to do. there are like, 2.5 people in this world who get to do that, and you babycakes aren’t one of them.